Monday, December 15, 2008

Meet Dave

THIS IS DAVE (the guy on the left)

DAVE IS THE ONLY REASON SOME PEOPLE READ MY BLOG (they think he writes funny comments)

SOMETIMES DAVE BREAKS WATER PIPES IN GUATEMALA (leaving entire villages without water)

DAVE IS A WORLD-FAMOUS AUTHOR (if you're interested I'll give you more info about his books)

DAVE LOVES LOVES LOVES SOCCER (I think Dave is addicted to soccer)

DAVE LOVES LOVES LOVES LOVES ALL THINGS SUGAR (It's my blog Dave, I can say what I want)


SOMETIMES DAVE SAYS THINGS THAT TOTALLY SURPRISE ME:

"Today was supposed to be hair color day. Its a lot cheaper to do the home version than the beauty salon version. We set out all the plastic covering, plastic gloves, application bottle, the works. And I am the master color man who applies the color to my mom's hair. So she's all bibbed up and ready to go and I'm all set with plastic gloves when she realizes she doesn't have any of the hair color stuff. Such a funny scene. "

DAVE IS SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR THAT SOMEONE (Again, it's my blog Dave, I can say what I want)

SO WHAT I'M WONDERING MR. WOOLLEY IS THIS:

1. Do you do hair for people besides your mother?

2. How much do you charge?

3. Is there anyone out there in the blogging world in need of Dave's services? (I might could get you a discount, assuming Dave doesn't kill me for this post)

THE END

38 comments:

Tiff said...

I think Dave should do my hair. For free! After all, I wrote a whole post dedicated to his book. :)

Sandra said...

I agree with Tiff. Jessica changes her hair color the way most women change shoes. I only do mine every 6 weeks or so, but hey, we could keep him in business.

David G. Woolley said...

It may be your blog, but its my reputation. If any soccer player finds out I color women's hair, I'm doomed!

Tiff: That isn't wise. Trust me. And thanks for the great post. It was really fun to read what stood out to you. What impressed you. Etc.

David G. Woolley said...

Oh. And you're dead.

David G. Woolley said...

And how do you make those small little letters on your blog? The ones between the (). I've got some for you, honey.

Mr. Thompson and Me said...

I think Dave should do Tiff's hair for free too.

I admit, I'm one of the people who reads for Dave's comments...

After all, I asked him to be my EBFF!

David G. Woolley said...

EBFF. That's right. I nearly forget. It means something like Every Good Boy Does Fine. No. That's piano lessons.

It means Every Boy Flirts with Fyou. EBFF.

Isn't that it?

Carrie said...

Okay... your blog cracks me up... Thanks, I really needed that. I do have appt. to get my hair done on Wed? Should I cancel and save myself some money? :)

David G. Woolley said...

Your hair looks fine. A few split ends, but nothing you can't deal with for at least another 8 weeks maybe longer. You may want to try a flattener. That's what I call it. Tie the ends of your hair to a rope and hang. It'll straighten all those hard to straighten curly cues and wavy strands into the perfect sheer, sheen protein fibers that Albert V05 was meant to pamper.

Any other questions on hair, cosmetics or nails? I'm the man. Just ask Noelle. She's my cosmotology manager. She's also taking in charge of appointments. Give her a call and set something up.

David G. Woolley said...

I hate this blog!

Noelle said...

Dear everyone,
As I told Dave earlier, I think his coloring his moms hair is about the sweetest thing ever.
And Dave? You know you don't really hate my blog!

Noelle

lvs2dance said...

Well HELLOOOOOO there! I am so happy to run across your blog! It seems that you have already found mine...why have you never said hello? Anyway, I have had such a fun time reading your posts! I am going to add you to my friend list so that I can keep tabs on you! It is so good to see yours and Becca's face again!!!

kimber said...

Noelle, this just made my night. Nope, my week! Perhaps we can all get together--with Nat, Ryan, and Annalee too--and Dave can work his beautifying magic on all of us. Dave, do you do your own hair? Now you have me wondering what your natural color is...

David G. Woolley said...

Kimber. Kimber. Kimber. She lives. She also hasn't changed. Hey, did you notice that the oboe player in the Orchestra at Temple Square is an Annalee look-a-like? Sure thing. If you go to either this link

http://www.lds.org/move/index.html?type=Christmas&event=2008&lang=english

or go to www.lds.org and download the lds.org media player you can watch the recent First Presidency devotional and one of the options is to watch the song Once in Royal David's City. And sure enough, the oboe player is Annalee. Enjoy.

Manda said...

You know...I've never colored my hair...but...I think I'd be tempted to do it if Mr. Woolley were to color it!!! It'd be so much fun! I'd even go crazy and to like...a technicolor dream coat version of my hair just so you can have fun with it...what do you say?

David G. Woolley said...

Dear Manda:

If I were you I'd keep the fake blonde thing going and forget the technicolor. Its you baby.

Anna Lee said...

I suppose I feel obligated to respond, since I feel guilty snooping in on these conversations.

I am assuming that Mr. Woolley's comment about me looking like the oboe player, refers to how I look when I am cleaned up, and not to the way I look after I have been in the highlands of Guatemala for 4 days and refuse to take a shower.

It feels odd to know that we are all inextricably linked together.

I also found it interesting when Noelle said that she didn't know she was coming on the trip until a few weeks before we were going, when I always thought she going. She was listed in the Choice expedition schedule as the team leader. Even when they talked about Steve Handley being the team leader, I always thought that it should be Noelle.

Now that is absolutely it for me. I have tests to run.

Anna Lee

David G. Woolley said...

AnnaLee:

I didn't know you knew Noelle so well. Even her expedition schedule. Wow. Did you talk her into going? And I'm sorry I took all your shower time. I was the shower freak.

Good luck with the tests Kimber, er, I mean Anna Lee.

KT said...

Dave! If Anna Lee talked Noelle into going on the expedition then we all owe her a BIG thank you, especially you since it changed your life.

Only you would refer to yourself as Mr. Woolley while pretending to be Anna Lee.

Why don't you just admit that you are the pretend Anna Lee and that you like sugar?

Kimber

David G. Woolley said...

I have a confession to make. I did it all. The 1930 depression. The Mylasian Tsunami of 2003. World War II. Hitler. Stalin. Obama:) 9/11. I brought the twin towers down. I threw my shoes at President Bush. The 2008 depression. The market crash. Elder Wirthlin's death. Laban's death. The flu. Cancer. AnnaLee's faked post. Bad weather. Tooth aches. Crummy grades. The end of the world.

I did them all and I'm proud of it.

Noelle said...

I can't let some of you out in public anymore!

Manda said...

Dave-
Whatever. That's all I have to say. It's not my fault I was born with such beautiful blonde tresses!!! Don't hate me cause my hair color is soooo beautiful :)

David G. Woolley said...

And in other news (besides Manda's fake blonde denial) they are having a Short Christmas Story contest over here:

http://ldspublisher.blogspot.com/

One of the 24 stories is mine the other 23 were written by Kimber, Noelle and AnnaLee. Can you guess which ones? You can vote for two in each category. Read the stories. Get the Christmas spirit. Correct Noelle's poor spelling, Kimbers terrible grammar, and do your best at guessing which one belongs to yours truly.

David G. Woolley said...

Who is this KT person? Is that You Natalie?

Sandra said...

Ha, David. I already know which one is yours. I started a story for the contest, but didn't finish it in time, so I will just finish it and post it on my blog as a Christmas wish to all of you.

And there are a lot of great stories over at ldspublisher.

David G. Woolley said...

Sandra: Then vote for it!

David G. Woolley said...

Twenty Seven

David G. Woolley said...

Twenty Eight

David G. Woolley said...

Twenty Nine

David G. Woolley said...

Thirty Comment on your blog. Way to go Noelle. We knew you could do it! At my expense, of course. May the flees of a thousand camels color your hair.

Noelle said...

31...and if you recall Mr. Woolley, I asked permission first!

David G. Woolley said...

Mr. Woolley? Mr? Mister? I think this is a forensic footprint. A dead give away. Noelle is the mastermind behind the faked AnnaLee commnent. I never would have fingered you for this one. I thought you were this innocent nursery manager, guardian of the green things, keeper of life. But no. There is another side to you we're just now beginning to understand.

Meet Noelle, the Mrs. Jekyl of Because Nice Matters most of the time.

Tiff said...

WOW!!! I have never been so entertained. I don't think I could ever keep up with all of you being "linked". But it certainly was fun. And Dave...you are so nice to put up with all of this...becuase nice really does matter, right?

David G. Woolley said...

34 :)

Noelle said...

34 comments! Too bad over half of them are Dave's. Some day, when I have 34 comments from 34 people...well, that will be my happiest day ever. :)

David G. Woolley said...

If it didn't take me so long to think (decipher) about your comment , I'd have a lot more time for stuff.

KT said...

Dave, what else could you possibly need time to think about besides Noelle?

Anonymous said...

Amen KT.