Last year I got pneumonia.
It was not pleasant.
I was sick forever.
When it finally disappeared, I was left with a parting gift.
I can't eat anything spicy without coughing.
The minute spicy food hits my tongue I cough.
It doesn't last long...just one or two little coughs...
Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Any flavored chip actually.
And the list goes on...
I'm afraid it's going to last forever.
At least it gives people something to laugh about.