I found this note attached to a roll of paper towels in the bathroom:
"Dear Buyer of the Toilet Paper,
I don't know if you've noticed, but I am paper towels...you know, those things you use to dry your hands?
I am not meant to be used as toilet paper, and because I'm being used as such, I am having an identity crisis.
Could you please fix that?
Thank you! -"
Senor Paper Towels
Here is my reply:
Dear Writer of the Note,
Nowhere in my job description does it say that I am the buyer of the toilet paper.
In fact, it doesn't say I need to clean the bathroom either.
I just do it out of the kindness of my heart.
I'm going to let you in on a little secret...
If you take a quick jaunt to the building next door you will find an entire box full of toilet paper!
It's just waiting there, patiently, until it can fulfill it's duty.
And if on some rare chance the box is empty, WalMart is just down the street.