There are more than 2 really but for tonight it's all you're getting:
1. I'm sitting at a computer in my office...at home...I have a computer AND the internet AT HOME. That's never happened before!
2. I'm listening to the washer spin my clothes. I didn't have to haul my laundry to my mom's house or to my sister's house.
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Okay...I'll write a real post tomorrow.