I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you know me. In fact, I'm sure we're family. And because we're family I'll keep this short and sweet.
Did you know that you left your dirty, used, wadded up tissue on our sister-in-law's desk this morning?
The whole time she was working she had to stare at that tissue and I'm sure the thoughts of what that tissue contained weren't pleasant.
I was oblivious to the whole situation until Rachel asked me to help her.
"Noelle, I can't touch that tissue...and seeing as how you have gloves on, can you come and move that tissue off of my desk?"
And I did...gladly.
Please family member, in the future would you take care of your own dirty tissue?
Thank you most sincerely,
Your favorite sister...or sister-in-law...or daughter...whatever the relation may be.