Thursday, April 29, 2010

Round Two

It's cold today.

Snow is falling.

It's almost May.

Snow isn't supposed to fall in May.

My desk is piled high.

I have 17 million phone calls to make.

I have 4 orders to place.

I have customers to bill.

I have laundry to do.

With all of that as my excuse for the lack of a deep, meaningful, heartfelt post, here's what I've got:

WOULD YOU RATHER

Catch a porcupine thrown from a second-story window

OR

A skunk thrown from the same window?

9 comments:

Judy said...

Does it matter how you catch them? Do you really have to catch them, and why are they being thrown?
I think I would catch the porcupine if I could catch it in a sheet or towel.

Cheeseboy said...

Porcupine.

Sandra said...

Porcupine

Joann Mannix said...

I know I'm going to sound like the biggest weirdo in the world, but a skunk.

I grew up in the Midwest and skunks were a plenty. Having lived a long time in the tropics, we don't have skunks. The other day on vacation in Colorado, we caught the scent of a skunk as we drove down the road. And I was like, "Awww. That reminds me of my childhood." That sure doesn't say much for my childhood, I guess. Skunk scent is like my play doh.

Tiff said...

porcupine for me. :)

Jessica said...

Skunk. I tolerate smell a lot better than pain!

Kate said...

Skunk.

Baby Sister said...

Skunk. No needles thank you.

Feeling Just Right said...

Porcupine. My nose is too sensitive in these matters. (Imagining the scenario makes me wonder if i'll get to wear goal-keeper gear.)

Also, my air-con needs to start spraying some of the snow you speak of. (Mother Nature doesn't seem to be concerned enough to read my comments here!)