It's cold today.
Snow is falling.
It's almost May.
Snow isn't supposed to fall in May.
My desk is piled high.
I have 17 million phone calls to make.
I have 4 orders to place.
I have customers to bill.
I have laundry to do.
With all of that as my excuse for the lack of a deep, meaningful, heartfelt post, here's what I've got:
WOULD YOU RATHER
Catch a porcupine thrown from a second-story window
A skunk thrown from the same window?