Jason left today for 10 more days.
At least he'll have cell phone service this time.
His boss thinks they should make my handwriting into a font.
Just thought I'd share...
That's all I'll be doing in this post...sharing the stuff that floats around in my head.
#1 Thing In My Head
My friend Joann @ Laundry Hurts My Feelings has an alligator infested lake behind her house. (Or was it crocodiles?) It doesn't matter really, because both animals have really big teeth. She's mentioned having to run after her moronic puppies (her words not mine) because they've gone into the lake. Here's the thing I think about way more than I ought Joann: aren't you afraid that the alligators/crocodiles might get sick of the lake and want to take a field trip...like to your front door? Do you dream about their beady little eyes at night? I'm pretty sure I would. In fact I'm pretty sure I would have to move. Maybe...just maybe... you're tougher than I am. Hmmm...that's probably what it is.
If you haven't read Joann's blog I highly recommend it. She'll have you laughing one minute and in tears the next...I'm a fan Joann, a big big fan.
#2 Thing In My Head
Do you ever put clothes in the washer on Saturday and remember the following Wednesday that they are still in the washer?
Yeah, me neither.
#3 Thing In My Head
Have you ever eaten a Fiber 1 bar? If so, have you learned yet that you have to drink at least a kiddie pool amount of water in order to walk away unscathed? Those bars could do permanent damage to one's innards. I stopped eating them a few weeks ago when my sister mentioned the damage they did to her innards and all of a sudden the world made sense! I was eating at least one a day. Yesterday Jason was experiencing his own innard discord...and we couldn't figure out why. It wasn't until he said he had eaten TWO Fiber 1 bars and had only a sippy cup amount of water (not that he drinks from a sippy cup...just that I figure you can visualize the amount of water in a sippy cup) that I realized the problem. "Honey, never never never never never eat two Fiber 1 bars in one day." That's what I said.
#4 Thing In My Head
A hypothetical question -
Let's say you give someone a wedding present. If three months had passed would you:
a) still appreciate a thank you card for your thoughtful gift
b) have forgotten all about the gift you gave
c) think the bride was the most ungrateful little brat on the planet or
d) tell the bride, if you saw her, that a thank you card wasn't necessary.
See...here's the thing...I'm working on them, I really am. I carry a bright green bag full of them in my car and whenever I have a free minute I write thanks, in it's most sincere form, to the person who's card is on top. But at the rate I'm going it will be March 2015 before I'm done.
#5 Thing In My Head
My new sister-in-law just had a baby...a baby I didn't know about until a few days after...I have to figure out how to get in the loop! I think my sister-in-law might read my blog...and so...
Dear Sister-In-Law (I won't use your name because I'm not sure if you would want me to tell my vast throng of followers ((I'm kind of funny I think)) your name)...Okay back on topic...
I have a gift for you and the new one sitting in my car and I will put it in the mail to you by Friday.
Love, your brother's favorite wife
(If I put it in writing I have to do it.)
#6 Thing In My Head
I have a goal...a simple goal...it's to reach 2oo followers by...oh...I don't know...I just made this goal...let's say by June 6th. My friends all over the blogging world are announcing their 200th follower and I just want to play in their league...can you help me with that?
#7 Think In My Head
I need a shrink.