When you go away and leave me to my own devices for more than 24 hours I might do drastic things.
Drastic things that make our life easier - but drastic nonetheless.
I made a purchase tonight.
A really heavy purchase.
A really heavy purchase that was more than 50% off...just so you know.
And I may have ruined my hernia repair in trying to get it to our bedroom.
My brothers weren't available.
Becca helped but she gave me the heavy end.
I had plans to go to the gym tonight.
Carrying my heavy purchase more than made up for the gym:
I couldn't figure out the flash on your camera.
The top two drawers are mine and the bottom three are yours.
TWO of your drawers are filled with socks.
You have enough socks to sock a small country.
Here's the deal.
You can keep as many pair of socks as you want as long as they fit into those two drawers.
After that, I have two words for you: good will.
So - don't be mad.
Get it all out with that mild case of road rage you have before you come home.
Your adoring wife