Guess what I did this morning.
I made a crock pot lasagna.
Guess how much I love Jason?
I put mushrooms in the lasagna.
That is a LOT of love.
Guess what else I did this morning?
I went to the cardiologist.
You all wish you had gone to the cardiologist.
After shooting saline through my veins and into my heart...
and one ecocardiogram...
it has been determined.
I have a hole in my heart.
A small to moderate hole, but a hole nonetheless.
The nurse said my story (dizziness, migraines, and general discord between my head and myself) warrants a visit with the doctor himself.
Apparently they screen their patients and hooray for me, I passed the screening.
Or not hooray for me.
I have two appointments next week: one with the ENT to go over all of my tests, and one with the wizard himself.
I called my mom to tell her the news and after talking for a few minutes she said, "Sami is dying to talk to you."
I heard Sami in the background, "Grandma, I not dying."
And then this;
"Well? (Because she can't say Noelle) You got a hole in your heart?"
"I don't know Sami."
"Did the doctor do it?"
"No Sami, the doctor is trying to help me. He took a picture of my heart."
"Well? You got a hole in your heart?"
"That not healthy."
Actually, other than the hole, my heart is healthy.
At least there's that.
And with that I'm off to do something to actually earn the paycheck I get.
Keep your fingers crossed that the lasagna turns out okay.
We're having a dinner party at our house tonight...our first.
I bought key lime pie for dessert.
That will teach Jason.