I've spent the last hour trying to create a Christmas letter.
To make it worse...Becca AND Baby Sister are both gone today.
Without them I am toast.
But not burnt toast.
Because who likes the smell of burnt toast?
And I'm already sick of saltine crackers.
How's your day going?
I said I would do it...
May you never ever ever use the company Slendid Sparrow for your blog design.
And if you have, I hope she didn't take your money and disappear.
And if you wanted to send the designer an email, telling her how she should make good on her contract to me: firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
End. Of. Story.