Do you know what's fun?
It's spraying your plants with deer repellent and having the wind change direction mid spray.
Instead of getting the rancid liquid on your plants, you get it in your face instead.
And then...it's even more fun when that's the time your husband comes to visit you at work and can't stand the smell of you, and instead of hugging you goes to play hide-and-seek with his girlfriend.
Trouble doesn't even have the decency to act embarrassed that she's stolen my husband.
I am plum tuckered out.
(Why do people say plum?)
It's been a long week.
And if it's raining again tomorrow, I will finally get to take the day off.
I can't decide if I'm hoping it will rain, or if I should hope that it will be a busy day at the nursery.
Would you be so kind as to do me a favor?
It's an easy favor, I promise.
Would you pipe up and tell me where you're from?
My sister Becca has a new posh office.
That posh office is home to one futon rocking chair, soft soothing music, and a phone line that doesn't work.
I'm going to go now, and sneak into that posh office and plant my weary self into that rocking chair.
If I keep the lights off I'll bet no one will even know I'm there. For added security, I'll lock the door.