Have you ever eaten yogurt with a knife?
I figure at the rate I'm going, it will take me well past lunch before I finish this yogurt.
Note to self: buy spoons for the office.
I made pasta for dinner last night.
When I went to taste it to make sure it was done I burned my lip.
Jason asked if he could kiss it better.
All I could say was 'ow ow ow.'
He said he could taste the burn.
Today I have a blister.
I knew there was a reason I don't cook dinner.
Trouble and her sisters were at our house the other night.
Trouble found Emily's clothes.
With every outfit she held up, Trouble would ooh and ahh.
I was in the other room when Trouble ran full speed down the hallway carrying a pair of newborn pants.
When she reached me she snuggled up to those pants, sighed a big sigh, and said, "I just love Emily so much!"
I'll be honest...I got teary eyed.
My mom and dad went out of town yesterday.
I think it's the first time Mom has been on an airplane in three or four years.
She called me twice asking about what she could and couldn't take in her carry-on.
She was worried about being scanned at the airport.
Dad didn't know how to print his itinerary and so I did it for him.
I gave them both step by step directions to use the self check-in kiosks at the airport.
Mom was worried she had too much shampoo.
We suggested she leave her shampoo home and just use what the hotel provided.
She was worried they might not have shampoo.
And she was worried about not being able to find a travel size bottle of moose.
She called me once from the airport to let me know they made it through security.
She called me again to let me know that her hotel did in fact have shampoo.
That mother of mine...she makes me laugh.
And finally, my baby girl doesn't kick like she has heart problems.
I think she woke up yesterday and decided to have a party...and she's still going strong.
I love it.