Our very loudest customer just yelled at me from across the nursery.
"Noelle, get in your office right now!"
"You will not have a baby today!"
"Stop walking and get in your office!"
I wonder how he would suggest I get to my office if I'm supposed to stop walking?
Another customer who just left, said as he walked out the door, "Noelle, don't go into labor today."
Want to know the crazy part?
These two particular customers don't even know that there is a risk of me going into pre-term labor.
I have babysitters everywhere I go.
Last night I went into a store to get some plastic containers.
As I walked up to check out an employee of the store saw me and said, "Come over here so you don't have to wait in line."
And then she said, "Ma'am, let me get you a cart for those."
"Ma'am can I have someone help you out?"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
I went to another store to buy a blanket for our bed.
I got a little carried away and bought some other things too, and when I went to leave, the girl who had bagged my items said, "Are you sure you can get to your car okay?"
I was in the mall ... in a department store.
I'm guessing they don't regularly offer to carry things out for their customers.
All of them probably think I'm going to have a baby at any second.
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Wouldn't your day at work be better if you had these visitors?
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I can't think of anything clever to end with.
How bout this?
(I know, I know, I've posted this before...)