Last night Jason and I went to our favorite salad place for dinner...again.
We're still waiting for that miraculous day when I will wake up with a desire to cook.
(Don't tell Jason that my mom has been waiting for 20 plus years for that desire to hit me.)
As we were standing in line the girl making my salad looked at me and asked, "Are you going to have a baby?"
Her co-worker looked at me and rolled her eyes and I tried to suppress laughing right out loud.
I looked at my stomach and back at the girl and said, "I certainly hope so."
"Are you waiting to deliver naturally?" she then asked.
At that point I wanted to roll my eyes because really, is it any of her business?
I told her that if I went into labor before Wednesday, then yes, I would deliver naturally.
As we walked to our table Jason asked, "Do you know her?"
"No, I have no clue who she is," I told him.
He was surprised that a complete stranger would ask me so many questions.
It's amazing what people think they have a right to know when a woman is pregnant.
I've taken to wearing sun glasses wherever I go so that people don't see me glare at them when they stare at my belly for too long.
I think I have skin cancer on my lip.
Jason studied the red spot for a long time and then googled 'Lip Diseases.'
It's amazing he's still willing to kiss me.
I showed it to my dad yesterday and he asked, "Do you even get sunburned there?"
I made an appointment with a dermatologist for the end of August...before then I think I'm going to be otherwise occupied.
I hope I don't die before the end of August.
Do you remember how once upon a time before I got pregnant I had some serious issues with vertigo?
Other than some slight dizziness here and there, I haven't had one episode of vertigo since last November.
It's been amazing.
I have nightmares that as soon as Emily is born I'm going to get hit with a whopping case of vertigo that will never end.
Do you think I'm lucky enough to have it just be gone...forever?
Yeah, me neither.
I'm trying to think of any other possible random thing that might have crossed my mind in the last 24 hours.
I think we've got it covered.
Oh...except for this...
Do any of you watch Expedition Impossible?
Here's my question:
Is the amount of money they have the chance to win worth what they go through in a day?
I think not.