Take a look at this:
It's what I left behind at the salon today...
...and it's mostly volume, not length.
The older I get I realize just how clueless I am about life.
I had no idea you could take a razor to your hair and walk away 10 pounds lighter.
After I go and buy the $4,000.00 worth of product it will take to make my hair look good,
and figure out if I am finally mature enough to handle a round brush,
I'll take a picture.
Jason is working late again.
Emily is tucked in again...or at least until she has her next blow out and we have to have a complete wardrobe/bedding change.
And I am folding and putting away all of the clothes that no longer fit Emily.
It's kind of sad actually.
She didn't get a chance to wear many of her 0-3 month old clothes, and now they are all too small.
Equally sad is that she has a drawer full of adorable 3-6 month old clothes that she probably won't wear either.
Due to multiple diaper blow outs in a day we have resorted to dressing Emily in clothes that don't have to go over her head.
It's too much of a hassle to disconnect the feeding tube and her oxygen every time we want to dress or undress her.
In case you wanted to know, there aren't many outfits that button or zip.
The other day when I mentioned my inability to find a dainty necklace several of you suggested I look on Etsy.
Do you know me?
I almost had to Google Etsy to see what it was you were talking about.
I Etsied necklaces for an hour.
Have you seen how many necklaces there are on Etsy?
Good night nurse.
In the end I didn't find one that jumped out at me.
Pin whatever it is?
What is it?
On this one I really am clueless.
In my mind I can see my little sister rolling her eyes.
I was at the store when Jason called me.
"Mommy, Emily is bored with her toys. In fact I think just looking at them makes her want to dry heave. Can you find a new toy for her?"
I looked and looked.
I couldn't find anything that wasn't like something she already had.
Except for this:
In my next life I'm so going to be a photographer.
Obviously she has to grow a bit...and I swear she smiles.
All I want to say is it's a good thing she's not spoiled.
I hope you all have a fabulous weekend.
In our world we're going to decorate a tree.
Three of my sisters are coming to help.
Sisters...the world needs more of them.