Thursday, July 26, 2012

Words of Wisdom

While we were changing the sheets on our bed tonight, Jason was giving me tips on how to write a best-selling novel.

After a few suggestions he grimaced and said, "Maybe I shouldn't say this next part."

"What?" I asked.

"You will probably have to put in some racy scenes.  That's how you keep a housewife's attention...at least that's what I've heard."

Good to know Husband...good to know.

5 comments:

Elizabeth said...

You must share the rest of the tips! I'd like to write a successful novel. But I just might try it without the racy bits.

xo -E

Bridget said...

I am totally picturing this conversation happening and it is giving me a good laugh.
Dear Jason, Thank you for the afternoon chuckle.

Nessa said...

Haha you guys amuse me.

Amy Johnson Goodman said...

Is it bad that this made me laugh? And...Can I respectfully disagree:)? But then again, I am pretty muchly a nerd who can only handle the amount of romance in Harry Potter or the Amelia Peabody Emerson mysteries.

I'm hoping this means that you are writing a novel. Or will as soon as you have a few minutes to call your own.

Dazee Dreamer said...

hahahaha. sad but true. even tho I skip over them anymore. does that mean I'm old