While we were changing the sheets on our bed tonight, Jason was giving me tips on how to write a best-selling novel.
After a few suggestions he grimaced and said, "Maybe I shouldn't say this next part."
"What?" I asked.
"You will probably have to put in some racy scenes. That's how you keep a housewife's attention...at least that's what I've heard."
Good to know Husband...good to know.