My mommy and daddy are on a date (they are sitting in the living room watching the news - Daddy says if I'm not in the room with them, it's a date) and they think I'm asleep.
I wanted to clarify something.
The bruise on my head and the cut on my chin were all my doing.
I promise Mommy and Daddy didn't have anything to do with it.
Well, I guess Daddy kind of did because he didn't catch me fast enough when I dove off the couch.
It's not his fault really, because I'm fast.
Speedy Gonzales fast!
I'm probably going to start walking by myself any time now.
You should have seen me at church today!
I was walking everywhere.
I had lots of help.
All these ladies reached out and took my hand as I walked past them, and they made sure I didn't fall over.
Mommy says I'm kind of wobbly.
I say she should give me a break.
She should try having 4 heart surgeries, and then talk to me about wobbly.
My new best friend was sitting next to Mommy in church, and she was reading the church lesson from her phone.
I reached right over and took her phone out of her hand and started playing with it.
Mommy says I don't own the world, but I think she's just silly.
Well World, what should I tell you?
I could tell you that all my daddy does is cough - and watch football.
He thinks I like football.
Mommy says he's delusional. (I don't know what that word means but it sounds good.)
Mommy says she's as sick of football as Daddy is of Mickey Mouse.
All I know is that Daddy can't be Aunt Becca's favorite person if he doesn't like Mickey Mouse.
Maybe Mommy, Aunt Becca, and I will go to Disneyland without him.
That will teach him!
I heard my mommy tell my daddy that I have only thrown up 7 times in the last 21 days.
(Mommy keeps a journal of my throw up track record. Weird huh?!)
That might seem like a lot to you, but it's like heaven to me!
I still won't eat, but one of my feeding therapists told Mommy that he thinks Mommy fixed 70% of my problem with not wanting to eat.
I think I'll keep everyone on their toes for the next 30%.
What's the fun in putting stuff in your mouth anyway?
World, I can't wait to show you my Halloween costume!
I'm going to look so cute!
Tonight I was crawling on the floor at my cousin's house and he came over and sat on me like I was a horse.
He squashed me flat, and I had no idea what was even going on.
It's rough being me.
Okay World, Mommy has the baby monitor now and she's going to see that I'm still awake so I better go.
Someone told me today that I'm famous and I think it's because all of you read about me.
I hope that you don't get bored!!!