If I'm going to have to live with this:
shouldn't I at least be able to blame something like a cruise or a Caribbean vacation?
Dumb dumb work.
And yes, I know, sunscreen...
I've never burned in my life.
I have always tanned - always.
Dear skin, next time I would appreciate a memo letting me know that you're going to change things up.
If you know a secret remedy to ease the incredible pain I'm in, feel free to send it my way!
In the meantime, I'm going to wake Jason up and ask him to spray more aloe vera.
Know of a place I can get a cute hat that does more for me than the hat I was wearing did?
There I was, doing hard, physical labor, labor that no one else at my place of employment has ever even considered doing, burning my poor skin nigh unto death, and my rake broke.
A brand new rake.
Insult to injury is what it is.