One of us sustained a back injury of the 'I think I'm young and agile enough to be playing basketball' variety and is currently on Lortab.
Another of us is high from Clorox as a result of having to clean up after an unfortunate incident.
And the littlest of us just wants to know if her parents have lost their minds.
(Here's a hint if you can't figure out who is who: my broken elbow couldn't play basketball even if it wanted to.)
In spite of the madness, Em manages to have good hair. At least there's that.